I'm a fat house cat nursing my sore blunt tongue

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undeadcosmicunicorn:

Opaque Matte Lipstick - $6.99

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French teacher:

okay now say something in french

Me:

Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe, je veux dire : l'activité physique, le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe ? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent

waweyn:

She just died like 17 times in that fight

waweyn:

She just died like 17 times in that fight

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homesteadseattle:

Magnolia

This Snake Juice is basically rat poison. Everybody’s wasted.

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welcome-foolishmortals:

hauntingc0rpse:

I want one.

Link???? LINK???? HALP I NEED TO BUY NOW

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indig0-w0lf:

girlofmanycolors:

Vintage Super Heroes By: Butcher Billy 

This

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cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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thecoveteur:

NBD. Just the woman behind the namesake brand that makes us want to throw our credit card limits to the wind.